New Bashing Spot - takers?

[RC51]

Barbed Wire? You were lucky!

[Grinder]

Yea well we had to walk in cow patties to keep our feet warm...

Were you using ROAR approved barbed wire for traction?

[haddow]

We had it rough in Sooke let me tell you, pretty much we didnt have to walk anywhere, School sucked so we just stayed home and got high. Screw that 10 mile uphill stuff.

[Grinder]

Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

[Tom]

...worked twenty-four hours a day...

I thought it was 26 hours a day, 8 days a week.

[Grinder]

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill, and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

[Tom]

What makes this even more funny is I just came from a meeting that Bruce held. . .  Anyone who knows where Grinder is getting his material from should get the reference; it always cracks me up whenever I see his name.

[Grinder]

G' day Bruce...

And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.

You can check the Four Yorkshiremen skit out here

[Grinder]

Or this variation...